Care to take a dictation, Mr Mugabe?

Under the guise of Helen Clark, NZ Herald's Jim Hopkins writes a letter to Mr Mugabe, telling him how to handle the situation as she would.

As 'she' writes, there's "no need to be a bully when you can be a sneak. See, Blob, we've got this issue here in Outer Roa. Smacking. And its dodgy, Bob. Dodgy.

Well, dodgy for the gummint, anyway. Something you'd understand all too well, I imagine."