You might be a pastor if...

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I am sure you have heard the "you might be a pastor if ..." comments many times. Things like you might be a pastor if ...
... you find yourself counting heads at a sporting event.
... you would rather talk to people with every eye closed and every head bowed.
... you had a dream that while you were speaking no one was listening, and then you realized it wasn’t a dream.
... you have a difficult time explaining to your kids just exactly what a pastor does.
... you're leading the church into the 21st century, but you don't know what you're preaching on Sunday.
... you've ever wanted to "lay hands" around a deacon's neck.

from The Pastor's Weekly Briefing, 17.10.08, mostly written by H B London (photo)